30 Funny WiFi names
Just some random funny wifi names that made me chuckle
Random Observation/Comment #919: Public WiFi names remind me of AIM away messages that were crafted for cleverness and internal joy. Those were the good old days.
//Nano banana being pretty cheeky
Why this List?
My brain is definitely over stimulated by truly the best content that filters into things that other’s have watched and liked. The algorithmic filter is so good that some real life comedy/improv/stand-up sets are not always clip-worthy. The little joys I still have in my nerdy brain is the surprising find of a cleverly named WiFi network. It’s great because it’s comedy where I least expected it.
I didn’t really do that much research for this, but it was fun to think about during the break.
Tell my WiFi I love her
Nacho WiFi (it’s my wifi) - Shout out to Hamaoui who made this joke 20 years ago and I had a good chuckle.
Not a Secret Government base
Bill Wi the Science Fi - I think Bill Nye is short for William New Years Eve
Burrito Management System -
Wu-Tang LAN - dolla dolla bill y’all
Gateway to Heaven
The promised LAN
Drop it like it’s Hotspot
WiFi-ve More Minutes
Hidden Network - This is a fun one
The LAN of Lost Souls
Hello, is it me you’re looking for? - Also a great song.
Penne for your Thoughts - We are a partial Italian household
Don’t Stop Believ-LAN
It Hurts when IP - I think this was a joke from 20 years ago
I Can Haz WiFi? - Classic cheeseburger internet meme
A LANister always pays his debts
Pretty Fly for a WiFi - Pretty sure this is an old one
Troy and Abed in the Modem - Community is the best
WiFi so Serious?
Bat Cave Guest Network or Fortress of Solitude
Get off my LANscape
The Upside Down-load - Stranger Things had a pretty wrapped up ending
The Banana Stand (from Arrested Development)
Lumon Industries - Severance next season, please?
Very Demure Very Mindful WiFi
The Cake is a Lie - I miss Portal
Hotspot Time Machine - Lou-gle?
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~See Lemons Not Ready to Go back to Work


