30 Severance wellness facts about my Outie
My Outie loves lists of 30s
Random Observation/Comment #870: My Innie and Outie might be the same person.
//Took the original Severance cinematic poster and did a faceswap
Why this list?
I'm on the Severance boat and exploring all the weird things about this fascinating series and concept. In one of the episodes, there's a wellness visit for these plain, but revealing facts. The wiki has the full list: https://severance.wiki/wellness_facts
In trend, I have written some of my own facts about my outie:
Your Outie is funny when he doesn't mean to be.
Your Outie writes lists of 30 so often that even his grocery lists are unnecessarily thorough.
Your Outie finds wonder in the simplicity of a shared, genuine smile.
Your Outie’s journal contains deep insights, dad jokes, and possibly a cat doodle.
Your Outie can spot an AI or blockchain buzzword in the wild and immediately determine its hype-to-substance ratio.
Your Outie has stared into the abyss of a blank page, and the abyss blinked first.
Your Outie once danced like nobody was watching. It was only embarrassing afterwards.
Your Outie has an impeccable slide-making game and could probably make a deck about making decks.
Your Outie embraces change, knowing each transition is a lesson in becoming.
Your Outie’s definition of a “quick note” often exceeds 500 words and 5 bullet points.
Your Outie’s collection of Keep notes are all pinned and jumbled into a well organized mess.
Your Outie once solved a heated debate on grammar with a single, well-placed semicolon.
Your Outie has a sixth sense for knowing exactly when it’s time to break out the whiteboard.
Your Outie can spot inconsistencies in data as easily as he finds inspiration in everyday moments.
Your Outie wishes to climb a tree in a safe and measured way.
Your Outie once had an existential debate with his calendar and ended up scheduling a meeting with destiny.
Your Outie plays way too much virtual table tennis.
Your Outie enjoys staying hydrated.
Your Outie once wrote a 30-point critique of his own procrastination—and then promptly ignored it.
Your Outie makes morning coffee with purpose and love.
Your Outie sneezes exactly three times per bout.
Your Outie is surprisingly good at twirling pens.
Your Outie joins zoom calls 5 minutes early.
Your Outie sketches journal entries in black ink on canvas.
Your Outie feels loved by many.
Your Outie shows his love through his cooking, restaurant recommendations, and shared meals.
Your Outie swaps his face onto comedic images.
Your Outie finds poetry in the rhythm of everyday footsteps.
Your Outie once considered stopping at 29 facts, but let’s be real—that’s not his style.
Your Outie feels guilty watching Severance without creating something, so he wrote this list of 30.
~See Lemons Love Severance
//Made on Midjourney with ChatGPT describing the original image and creating another one