30 Random H1 2025 Insights

Non-AI generated, organic random insights cleared from my keep notes for 2025

May 16, 2025

Random Observation/Comment #877: Dear Clembot, Please don’t learn my sense of self. It’s the only thing left that’s human.

//AI generated with gpt4o with Daniel Radcliffe lookalike

Why this List?

There’s no shortage of random insights. Some of them are dad jokes. Some of them are memories. They all make me pause and feel. Admittedly, a lot of these are just bad jokes I’ve heard. The algorithm knows what I laugh about. If we hung out in the past year, maybe this is a quote from you.

I can't walk on water, but I can stagger on beer.
Sean, but it's short for “parmaSean cheese”.
Did you know that Stephen King has a son named Joe? I'm not joking, but he is.
Low entropy self replicating phenomenon that generates a binding force called compassion.
Death is when the body stops working.
You're a bit of an acryonym-phomania. You really love fucking acronyms.
If art is how we decorate space, then music is how we decorate time.
Hot take: a calzone is just an Italian quesadilla.
For the best travel experiences you need either a lot of money, or a lot of time. Of the two modes, it is far better to have more time than money. Although it tries, money cannot buy what time delivers. You have enough time to attend the rare festival, to learn some new words, to understand what the real prices are, to wait out the weather, or to get to that place that takes a week in a jeep. Time is the one resource you can give yourself, so take advantage of this if you are young without money.
As a parent, don't build your self esteem by stealing theirs.
The boring basics to healthy living just plain work. Move. Eat unprocessed food. Sleep 7 hrs a day.
Real friends are great gif givers.
Dreams bring back all the memories.
I love a good elevator joke. It works on so many levels.
Booze is the most committed relationship I've ever had.
Avocado oil is like snoop dog. It's got a high smoke point.
Mark Ruffalo sounds like a dog's full legal name.
In raising her, I have lost my mind, but found my soul.
Space could be filled with vampires, but we wouldn't know because we use mirrors.
I was feeling so tired and worn out. I googled my symptoms and it's children. I have children.
It's not about doing it every day. It's about not missing two days in a row.
The space between Christmas and new years is known as the taint.
If you can’t walk away, then you don’t have the job…the job has you.
Parenthood: desperately seeking a break, but not wanting to miss a moment.
I like my holiday spirits on the rocks.
Life changes from more to less. More money, more parties, more drinks... Now to less. Less stress, less drama, and less time thinking about money.
What's your Financial Utopia number? Your FU number?
I treat my car like my body. I ignore all the warning signs until it breaks down.
I put the disco in disconnecting from reality.
Don't provide feedback on something that they can't change.