30 Random H1 2026 Insights

Non-AI generated, organic random insights cleared from my keep notes for 2026

Apr 17, 2026

Random Observation/Comment #929: Still observing random things and taking notes like an analog muggle.

//Nano banana 2 making me techni-color

Why this List?

Continuing my tradition of what it means to be human. This is just the stuff on my Keep notes. See the bottom for the other random insights. I love re-reading my random Keep notes. I did put this all into a NotebookLM, but I didn’t like the slides output. Let’s just stick to the old process.

Happiness is a combination of Significance, Coherence, and Meaning
Forecast: Sunny with afternoon margs
If you love being right, then you'll be right alone.
That steak is beyond “well done.” It's beyond “congratulations.”
I renamed my toilet “Jim” instead of “John.” People are really impressed when I tell them I go to the “Jim” every morning.
Is it still anxiety if it’s rational?
When someone tells me their hands are cold, there's a 95% chance they will show me how cold they are by touching me.
I just want to make curiosity contagious.
We have wisdom. AI has intelligence. We can apply it.
It's unbelievable how much work it takes to have a mid body and clean house
Something great is about to happen when you're bored.
Stay away from negative people. They have a problem for every solution.
“You pile up enough tomorrows, and you’ll find you are left with nothing but a lot of empty yesterdays.” Go do something today!
Bill Nye is short for William New years eve.
Actions speak louder than words. Unless that action is talking, then it's about the same.
I'm an adult the same way a tomato is a fruit.
I hate imitation crab. Like just be yourself, bro.
"Damn girl, are you Black Friday because I'm wondering what your deal is."
Fall in love with the process in your life.
Republicans. They love humanity, but they hate people.
What if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?
My 5 to 9 after my 9 to 5.
Do you ever think scabs are just bacon for vampires?
Bats are just Halloween butterflies.
Had pizza without Lactaid. I’m just raw dogging it.
Everything I lose makes space for everything I need. (Except money. I need more money.)
If my wife ever tells me her head hurts, I'd just say "I dunno, babe. Your head feels pretty good to me." and then go in for a high five.
Poverty is poverty. It’s not optional. Optional poverty is camping.
I'm a real horror buff. A term for people who love to watch horror movies naked.
Stop spilling the tea because the ingredients just walked in.